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When my son came to me with a question about g…

When my son came to me with a question about girls and sex before his big date tonight, I decided to teach him the basics.
Afterwards he canceled his date and said he would rather spend the night with me. He said we could see a movie or “something”.

If you dont want dad to know what I saw last n…

If you dont want dad to know what I saw last night I suggest you just keep going mom.

I live with my strict aunt for a while, and I&…

I live with my strict aunt for a while, and I’m getting mighty tired of her not respecting my privacy. She checks my clothes and my school bag for cigarettes and alcohol all the time, and she always comes into my room without knocking on the door.
Tonight I decided to put an end to this. I made her “catch” me masturbating when she entered. I reckon this will make her uncomfortable and embarrassed, and get her to knock on the door first from now on.

Not the reaction I expected, but ok.

Me waiting quietly down the hall, while I list…

Me waiting quietly down the hall, while I listen for my son to come out of his room, so he can accidentally catch me naked in the stairs on my way to the bathroom, again.

What goes through my head when my wife meets m…

What goes through my head when my wife meets me at the door and says: “Hey dear! How was your weekend with your mother?”

The day you give in to her; “Ok, why not…

The day you give in to her; “Ok, why not. She’s only my step daughter!”

Me and my misses woke up to some strange sound…

Me and my misses woke up to some strange sounds from below, it sounded like a injured cat or something. We don’t own a cat.
We sneaked quietly down the stairs, me armed with a golf club and my wife walked behind me.
We followed the sound, and we were quite shocked when we entered the living room and found our daughter, she had come home drunk from a party, and certainly horny, and she decided to take a spin with her dildo right there on the couch in the living room. And her moaning actually sounded like a cat.
I must admit that the sight of this turned me on, but when her mother walked up to her and decided to help her, I exploded.

I really miss the time when I was younger and …

I really miss the time when I was younger and spent the summer together with aunt and uncle at their cabin.
Me and my cousin used to get up before sunrise, and we took the boat to the other side of the lake, and we stayed there almost all day there “fishing”.
We never caught anything except a cold.

When you take an art class at school, and sudd…

When you take an art class at school, and suddenly discover that it is your sister who is the act model.
I have never seen her naked before.
Damn I’m going to think of my sister when I’m jerking off tonight.

My dad is wondering if it’s not time for…

My dad is wondering if it’s not time for me to get me a girlfriend and start thinking about moving out.
Why should I do that when I wake up to this every morning.
“Time to wake up sweetie, you don’t want mommy to finish without you, do you?”

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