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When my son came to me with a question about g…

When my son came to me with a question about girls and sex before his big date tonight, I decided to teach him the basics.
Afterwards he canceled his date and said he would rather spend the night with me. He said we could see a movie or “something”.

Me waiting quietly down the hall, while I list…

Me waiting quietly down the hall, while I listen for my son to come out of his room, so he can accidentally catch me naked in the stairs on my way to the bathroom, again.

What goes through my head when my wife meets m…

What goes through my head when my wife meets me at the door and says: “Hey dear! How was your weekend with your mother?”

The day you give in to her; “Ok, why not…

The day you give in to her; “Ok, why not. She’s only my step daughter!”

So my mom decided to come up to my room to tuc…

So my mom decided to come up to my room to tuck me in tonight.

I reckon dad is watching a game again.

Me and my misses woke up to some strange sound…

Me and my misses woke up to some strange sounds from below, it sounded like a injured cat or something. We don’t own a cat.
We sneaked quietly down the stairs, me armed with a golf club and my wife walked behind me.
We followed the sound, and we were quite shocked when we entered the living room and found our daughter, she had come home drunk from a party, and certainly horny, and she decided to take a spin with her dildo right there on the couch in the living room. And her moaning actually sounded like a cat.
I must admit that the sight of this turned me on, but when her mother walked up to her and decided to help her, I exploded.

-Oh shit, mom’s couch!-Dont worry, I got…

-Oh shit, mom’s couch!
-Dont worry, I got it!
-Wow!
-You must practice your aiming Jake, or we may have to do this in your bedroom!
-I know, but this is more exciting!
-I agree! And I’ve told you before, I’m on the pill so you can come inside me if you want!
-I know, but I feel it’s wrong in a way!
-Really? You’re fucking your own sister on the couch every time mom takes a shower, I dont think if you come inside me makes it more wrong than what it already is! And by the way, it’s not you who have to take a shower every time mom comes back down again!

As always at this time on a saturday night I h…

As always at this time on a saturday night I have the house for myself. My daughter spends the weekend with her boyfriend and my son is out with his buddies.
So I do what I always do on Saturday nights. I take a glass of wine, go up to my bedroom, put on some sexy underwear, find my dildo, put in a movie from my ex-husband’s pornstash and I have a good time.
But I was not alone home tonight, 10 minutes into the movie the door suddenly opened: -Mom, where’s my?…….
I froze. There in the reflection on the tv I could see the silhouette of my son in the light from the hallway in the doorway behind me.
He did not say a word, I did not say a word. But he did not go, I figured he was in shock.
I thought this situation had two possible ways now, either I would be extremely embarrassed about this for a long time and maybe unable to see my son in his eyes for a long time. Or I could make him embarrassed by the situation. Yes, I would have the upper hand, and I could mess with him later that he tried to see his mother naked.
So I spun around against the door, in the same position as I was when I saw the movie.
-Can I get some privacy? Or did you plan to help me out? Either way, shut that damn door!

Well, that did not go as I planned. But it’s nice to have a movie night in bed with my son every night his sister is out. Sometimes we do not even have time to put on a movie 🙂

I am so grateful and love my son.He has really…

I am so grateful and love my son.
He has really helped me a lot, and he has stepped up and become the man of the house in several ways after his father moved out.

Last year I caught my grandfather in the laund…

Last year I caught my grandfather in the laundry room sniffing my dirty panties with a powerful erection.
I was too embarrassed to tell him that I saw him, but I told my grandmother afterwards. To my great surprise, her response was: -Really? He has not had an erection in 10 years!
Now I visit my grandparents a couple of times a week. When I say I have to use the bathroom, I sneak up in their bedroom and do this for a couple of minutes. To leave my “Sent”. And Grandma gives me a 20 on my way out.

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