Me and my misses woke up to some strange sounds from below, it sounded like a injured cat or something. We don’t own a cat.
We sneaked quietly down the stairs, me armed with a golf club and my wife walked behind me.
We followed the sound, and we were quite shocked when we entered the living room and found our daughter, she had come home drunk from a party, and certainly horny, and she decided to take a spin with her dildo right there on the couch in the living room. And her moaning actually sounded like a cat.
I must admit that the sight of this turned me on, but when her mother walked up to her and decided to help her, I exploded.
I went through our holiday pictures and I noticed this one. Our daughter is actually checking out her father’s bulge in his speedo on the beach.
My daughter caught me sleeping without underwear one morning and she decided to send a snapchat to her girlfriends braging that her boyfriend was “so big” and she had spent the night with him.
Vell she thought I was asleep, but I would not embarrase her or anything, so I pretended I was still asleep.
She kept on for a while and took several videos and pictures, but when she had its whole head inside her mouth, and I was so close to explode inside her mouth. I had to turn around and pretend to wake up.
She ran out of the room, and I exploded across the bed.
This is so wrong and I would never hurt her. But now, the next morning I lie here in the same way hoping that she comes into the bedroom again.
– Okay, clothes are off, now that we’re completely naked, let’s see what the spirits want us to do now!
– Yes daddy! This is so exciting, I wonder what they want us to do?
– Yes, me too honey, me too!
I can not believe it, 18 years old and make such a mess by brushing her teeth. It’s simply childish. She has probably been standing in front of the mirror singing into the toothbrush again. I can not understand why her father did not say anything to her, after all, he was in the bathroom with her.
Now stop smiling, wipe off and go to bed
Caught my daughter running from the kitchen to her bedroom with this today.
I thought I’d ask if she needed help, but not even I can compete with that.
– Oh my god Lisa! Stop it, you’re driving me crazy! Ok, ok, you can buy all three skirts, but not a word to your mother! Ok?
– Okay, I promise! Thank you daddy!
That moment after almost an hour of yelling at your daughter for spending all her savings on new tits, she managed to convince you that it was worth the money.
– There, done. What do you think?
– Wow, that looks great! You were right, you did it without any cuts or blood! You are really good at this! I always manage to cut myself! But on the other hand, I have never spent over 45 minutes when I shave it!
– Well, I have experience, I’ve done your mother’s for many years! And I’m careful, that takes time!
– Oh, okay. But why did you have a finger in there the whole time?
– Oh that? I always do it, easier to keep your lips away from the razor blade!
– Oh, okay, thanks daddy!
– Just let me know when your mother comes, okay?
– Okay, daddy!