– Are you sure about this dear?- The poor boy …

– Are you sure about this dear?
– The poor boy is 25 years old and still a virgin! He should not miss out on such things because your sister and her cult husband are in this religious thing. It’s bad parenting!
– Yes, but am I the right person to ..?
– Who is better suited to teaching him such things than his dear aunt! You don’t mind that, do you, Jake?
– No, of course not uncle Mike! Can I put it in there now?
– See, he’s a game!
– Okay okay, calm down Jake, we have all night!
– That’s my girl! You teach him the basics while I take a shower! Then I’ll pick up some beer from the fridge and I join you two, and I teach him how to make his aunt scream!