– Hi honey!- Hello dear, you’re home ear…

– Hi honey!
– Hello dear, you’re home early!
– Yes, a client canceled, so I drove right home! I thought maybe we could continue what we were unable to finish this morning, your sexy ….!
– Not now dear, Jake is at home!
– So early?
– Yes he had a half day at school today, he just ran up to change!
– Change? Why?
– He was helping me with dinner and he spilled something on his pants!
– Typically Jake!
– Yes, but do you think you can keep an eye on the frying pan for me? I really have to use the bathroom!
– Okay!